Nerdy Love Quotes
Cute | Love and Relationship

101 (Adorkable!) Love Quotes For Your Nerdy Valentine

Looking for the best quotes for your geeky half? We have compiled the ultimate list of 101 cute and funny nerd quotes to express your love in the most unconventional way.

 

Gamer and Computer Nerd Quotes

1. In the game of life, you are my player 2. – unknown

In the game of life, you are my player 2. Nerdy Love Quote

2. You auto-complete me. – unknown

3. I’ll be bold and say you’re just my Type. – unknown

4. I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed. – unknown

5. I love you more than the internet. – unknown

6. You are my favorite nerd. – unknown

7. ´I’d let you see my browser history.´ - unknown Click To Tweet

8. I promise to love you even when we’re old and you still play video games. – unknown

9. Don’t you wish your girlfriend could game like me. – unknown

10. I love it when we stay up late [playing video games]. – unknown

11. ´you are the css to my html.´ - unknown Click To Tweet

12. I love my gamer boyfriend. – unknown

13. Let’s cuddle and play video games. – unknown

14. you are the Lorem to my ipsum. – unknown

15. I love you more than Star Wars. – unknown

16. Your Sonic screwdriver unlocked my heart. – unknown

17. Plumbers are Red, Hedgehods are Blue, Press Start to join, And be my Player two. – unknown

See also: 80+ Byron Katie’s Quotes On Love And Marriage (How It Takes Only One To End Suffering)

 

Science Nerd Quotes

18. You are such a pretty little arrangement of atoms. – unknown

You are such a pretty arrangement of atoms. Nerdy Love Quote

19. My atoms love your atoms. It’s chemistry. – Atticus

20. You just made my heart lag – unknown

21. A nerd’s brain is the most sexiest thing on this planet. – Suru

22. ´You are so hot that you denature my proteins.´ - unknown Click To Tweet

23. Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away. – unknown

24. I wish I were DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. – unknown

25. You are the proton to my electron. – unknown

26. You are the Adenine to my Thymine, we really pair off. – unknown

27. Your energy excites my photons. – unknown

28. Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us. – unknown

29. You make my dopamine levels go all silly. – unknown

30. You make my goggles fog up. Click To Tweet

31. Let’s not be anemones. Let’s cuddlefish. – unknown

32. We have awesome chemistry. – unknown

33. Love you just the way you are… [geologic] faults and all. – unknown

34. Your effect on me is seismic. – unknown

35. We go together like cytosine and guanine. – unknown




36. Our molecules will always bond even on the absolute zero. – unknown

37. We go together like cytosine and guanine. – unknown

38. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu [29, Copper] Te [52, Tellurium]. – unknown

39. Naturally I select you (picture of Darwin). – unknown

40. You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly. – unknown

See also: “To love is to recognize yourself in another.” Eckhart Tolle

 

Math Nerd Quotes

41. “Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.” – Lisa Hoffman

Love is like pi: natural, irrational and very important

42. With u in my equation, I don’t need to find my x. – unknown

43. If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one. – unknown

44. You are my statistically significant other. – unknown

45. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. – unknown

See also: 50+ Buddha’s Quotes on Love and Relationship (That Will Help You Be More Loving)

 

Pop Culture Nerd Quotes

46. ´I'm your density. I mean, your destiny.´ – George McFly, Back to the Future Click To Tweet

47. I love you to the death star and back. – Star Wars

48. Let’s stay in and watch Netflix. – unknown

49. I would simply walk into Mordor for you. – Lord Of The Rings

50. I’m going to pull time apart for you. – Amy Pond, Doctor Who

51. I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you. – Turk, Scrubs

52. Leela: “Don’t you ever wonder about the future?”
Fry: “Well yeah, but you’re always in it. – Futurama

53. This is true love — you think this happens every day? – William Goldman, The Princess Bride

54. I will always be your constant – Leitbur

55. ´The only math you need is: You + Me = Forever´ – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Click To Tweet

56. I love you. And you’re the last person who’s ever gonna hear me say that. – from Clara to Danny, “Doctor Who”

57. One day, you look at the person and you see something more… the person who was just a friend is … suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with. – Dana Scully, X-Files

58. “I never told you, but sometimes when I’m at work, I think of you and smile.” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

59. “I love you like George R. R. Martin loves killing off characters” (reference to Game of Thrones)

60. “When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time.” – Scott Pilgrim

61. “I’ve only got one life. I could spend it with you, if you want.” – Doctor Who -Metacrisis Doctor

62. ´Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.´ - William Goldman, The Princess Bride Click To Tweet

63. “Nice Legs… for a human.” – Worf, Star Trek: The Next Generatio

64. Han: “I love you.” Leia: “I know.” – Star Wars

65. “It’s not enough to just live. You have to have something to live for.” – Battlestar Galactica, Adama

66. “There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive, wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.” – Doctor Who, Season 6

67. “I will never leave you. That’s a promise.” – Aliens, Ripley

68. “When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman. You’re the one.” – Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike to Buffy

69. “You have the ring. And I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let’s see how well you handle it.” – Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

70. “Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?” – The Princess Bride -Westley & Buttercup

71. ´I would rather share one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone´ – Arwen, Lord of the Rings. Click To Tweet

72. “Get back on your feet. I will help you up, and then we will kill more stuff” – Borderlands, Zer0’s haiku





73. “When you look in her eyes and she’s looking back in yours…everything…feels…not quite normal.” – Spider-man, Peter Parker

74. “My dearest friend, if you don’t mind, I’d like to join you by your side. Where we could gaze into stars, and sit together, now and forever. For it is plain to see, we’re simply meant to be.” – Jack, The Nightmare Before Christmas

75. ‘I want to give you the life you deserve to have. I want you to have everything you ever wanted–‘
‘Then like I said; you’re out of your mind. Because the only thing I’ve ever wanted…is you.’ – Spider-man -Peter Park & MJ

76. “It seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is… suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.” – Dana Scully, X-Files

77. “It is something that grows over time… a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger through time…The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you’ll know which way to go…” – The Legend of Zelda -Bolero of Fire

78. “Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?” – The Princess Bride -Westley & Buttercup

79. “My heart is stronger now that you’re in it.” – The Secret World of Arrietty (Hayao Miyazaki / Studio Ghibli)

80. “Sometimes, when I’m sitting in class — you know, I’m not thinking about class, ’cause that would never happen — I think about kissing you. And, it’s like everything stops. It’s like, it’s like… freeze frame. Willow kissage.” – Oz to Willow

81. “Yes, I love technology. But not as much as you, you see.” – Kip Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite

82. ´I a-dumble-dore you´ - Harry Potter (with reference to Snape & Albus Dumbledore) Click To Tweet

83. “That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying ‘As you wish,’ what he meant was, ‘I love you.’ And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.” – The Princess Bride -Grandfather

84. “You know what, you’re right, about everything. I think about losing you and I can’t stand it. The galaxy will just keep going. Everything, even the Reapers will come around again. But you and I, we are important right now. This is what will never happen again. Us. -you make me feel…human.” – Mass Effect -Kaidan

85. “Love. You can learn all the math in the ‘verse… but you take a boat in the air that you don’t love… she’ll shake you off just as sure as the turn of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she ought to fall down… tells you she’s hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.” – Serenity (Firefly) -Malcolm Reynolds

86. “You’re mine,’ she whispered. ‘Mine, as I’m yours. And if we die, we die. All men must die. But first, we’ll live.” – Ygritte, Game of Thrones

87. “I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship.” – Sheldon to Amy, The Big Bang Theory

88. “Love is a song that never ends.” – Bambi

89. “I came across time for you. I love you. I always have.” – Terminator

90. “When you can’t run, you crawl, and when you can’t do that….you find someone to carry you.” – Firefly (Tracey, Zoe, Capt Malcolm)

91. ´I look at you, and I’m home.´ – Dory, Finding Nemo Click To Tweet

92. “Never let go.” – Titanic

93. “Walter, you’re wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way” – His Girl Friday

94. “I’m going to pull time apart for you.” – Amy Pond, Doctor Who

95. “I could have fallen easily in love with her then. Now, years latter, I knew I did love her, more then I ever could if I was only her lover.” – Dick Grayson, from The New Teen Titans #38 (1984) Who is Donna Troy?

96. “I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure.” – Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings

97. “I love you like Sheldon loves his spot” – Big Bang Theory

98. “The world is indeed full of peril and in it there are many dark places. But still there is much that is fair. And though in all lands, love is now mingled with grief, it still grows, perhaps, the greater.” – J.R.R. Tolkien

99. “The problems of your past are your business. The problems of your future are my privilege.” – John Watson, Sherlock Holmes

100. “I love you more than Star Wars” – unknown

101. “Let’s be awkward together” – unknown

See also: 55 Times Winnie-the-Pooh Was Spot On About Love, Life And Death